Plaid

Just as not all carbs have gluten, not all plaid is flannel.  Not to knock flannel.  Flannel has its place in this world and my need for comfort and warmth are forever grateful for that.  But as the 90s make …

The Midi

No silly, it’s not a typo.  The midi, the midi dress the midi skirt, AKA a dress or skirt that hits below the knee and above the ankle.  The midi, in-between a mini and maxi.  Dare to bare some calf …

Sequins

Sequins.  They’re up there as one of my favorite things to talk about, along with glitter, leather, and hats with ears.  Now I haven’t fact checked this statement but I’m pretty sure New Year’s Eve, followed by Mardi Gras and …

Mirrored Sunglasses

Sunglasses with rhinestone hearts in the corner remind me of a simpler time.  A time before Britney shaved her head and we had more boybands to choose from than shades of pink nail polish.  And now, 15 or so years …

The Bomber Jacket

Why the f*** am I talking about Jackets? We’re literally one month into summer. Well because I’m the sucker that walks into the store when it’s 40 billion degrees outside and buys the heavy winter jacket at full retail price …

The Wedge

The Wedge. Technically, it’s falling out of good graces with the fashion gods. In reality, there are more wedges on the street than the Louis Vuitton Speedy bags, both real and fake. Yowzaaaa. Here’s why people like wedges: they’re more …

The Backless Dress

Sans back. Bareback. Backless. It’s a way to show some skin without getting all J. Lo at the Grammys in the Green Versace dress. If you don’t know what I’m referring to, you’re missing a massive pop culture moment and …

Nail Polish

Here’s what we know for sure about nails: Gel polish lasts longer than regular polish but it’s triple the price and ruins your nails. Unless it’s nude, pink, or red, your mom will hate it. As soon as your nails …

Fancy Shorts

Fancy Shorts aka shorts that aren’t jeans, shorts that you wouldn’t wear to work out in, and shorts that are just a little too nice to wear over a bathing suit.  Here’s the thing.  There are soooo many different “fancy” …

Bracelets

Bracelets.  Is that vague enough for you? Cool.  JUST KIDDING.  Let me explain.  I’m not talking about normal bracelets, per se, but the way that you wear them.  Specifically, I’m talking about the current trend of wearing about…hmm lemme count…40 …